Newsletter

💌Hanlon’s Reader #9: April Newsletter

"Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six." 🦇L⭐

Apr 25 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #8: March Newsletter

🗡 "May thy knife chip and shatter." 🗡

Mar 28 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #7: February Newsletter

🃏➡ "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left." ⬅🃏

Feb 29 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #6: January Newsletter

📦 "The test is simple. Remove your hand from the box, and you die." 💉

Jan 25 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #5: December Newsletter

😎 "Kaneda! What do you see?!" 🌞

Dec 28, 2023 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #4: November Newsletter

"If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from." ☀🏜

Nov 30, 2023 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #3: October Newsletter

"All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's?" 😐🍷 🍷🤔

Oct 25, 2023 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #2: September Newsletter

"... it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly." 👾 🌃🚸🌃 👾

Sep 27, 2023 •

💌Hanlon’s Reader #1: August Newsletter

"If you ain't first, you're last." 🏁 🏎💨

Aug 30, 2023 •

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